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Uh oh! Yesterday, when Mitt Romney wasn't around to protect the defenseless Zionist nation, world bully Barack Obama beat it to a bloody pulp,...

According to Real Clear Politics, which we were certain was just a dumping ground for releases by right-wing pollsters, but apparently has HUMAN or...

Ten years ago, the Culture of Life was going strong. How do we know this? Arnold Schwarzenegger got one of his maids pregnant a...

Uh oh, you guys, a Republican presidential candidate Said a Thing Yesterday, and considering there was no higher profile candidate to trump (PUN?!) his...

Mitt Romney has a HUGE liability in the Republican presidential race: He once helped people who needed health insurance get it, so their health...

"It is just too easy," dutiful Fox News screecher Sarah Palin said to get another check last night, referring to her ability to pick...

Here is what Congress is getting done these days: If Barack Obama wants to use the bathroom, he has to give House Republicans a...

Here's some good news for ally relations: If Pakistan had noticed the U.S. troops entering Pakistan airspace to take out bin Laden in time...

Pakistan has been paid off for years to be an ally of the United States. The U.S. would like them to start acting like...

Koch-gobbling weirdo Rick Scott is about to sign a bill that would require welfare recipients to undergo routine drug testing. Better still, this new...

President Obama may be doing his best to make the Democratic Party, home to the guy who oversaw the murder of the world's number-one...

Good morning, miserable jingoes! Here is your dumb news: The Japanese government has made a few small changes to "nuclear safety standards in schools."...

While America's useless young people were busy chanting brain-dead Neanderthal slogans in front of the White House on Sunday, angry mobs of uncivilized Africans...

Good morning, America is #1, Never Fourget, etc. Is everyone still so excited about "Osama bin Laden" being buried at sea, just hours after...

Republican governors are deeply envious of union-bustin' blowhard Scott Walker and all of his delicious campaign Koch-tributions. Especially Florida governor Rick Scott! Sometimes Rick...

Old-timey Clinton hack and current CIA Top Spy Leon Panetta is slated to take over the War Department! Do we mean, "The Department of...

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