May 28, 2012
pt it’s beginning to look a lot like the war on xmas
Evil Barack Obama Now Waging Jihad On Christmas Trees
by Kirsten Boyd Johnson 3:48 pm November 9, 2011
Even your Xmas holiday decorations are not safe from a secret Mooslim like Barack Obama, who today probably realized for the first time that the National Christmas Tree Association filed a request to the Department of Agriculture to collect a fifteen-cent fee on every live Christmas tree sold this year by a large grower, to [...]
Wonkette Gift Guide Preview: Obama Dildo!
by Ken Layne 12:01 pm November 25, 2009
Unlike our amoral right-wing friends, here at Wonkette we don’t start the War on Xmas until after Thanksgiving (Cyber-Sex Thursday). But here’s a special preview of the kind of trash you can expect to find in our annual War on Xmas Gift Guide: Oh hey, it’s an Obama Dildo, so you can, uh, practice your [...]
