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Beware ‘Scamsters In Religious Garb,’ Says … Wait For It … Pat Robertson

Professional Bible-humper Pat Robertson — who uses his teevee show The 700 Club to golden shower the faithful with handy advice like how to avoid icky adopted children cooties and how to get the Satan out of your Goodwill sweaters — has some new tips for clean living: Ladies and gentlemen, beware these scamsters, especially these scamsters in religious garb, quoting the Bible. I mean, run from them. They’re all over the place. That does sound sage, doesn’t it? Do not be seduced by empty promises of everlasting salvation — or, better still, miraculous cash prizes. Like this guy you should totally run away from, who explained just the other day how if you are homeless and jobless and moneyless, you can still send him “just $20 a month” so God will give you a house and a job and many dollars American. Read more on Beware ‘Scamsters In Religious Garb,’ Says … Wait For It … Pat Robertson…
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SCOTUS Upholds ‘Violence OK’/’Porn Not OK’ Free Speech Rule For Kids

Your SCOTUS has been hard at work striking down a California law banning the sale of violent video games to children, because Free Speech. Hurray for the First Amendment! Children still may not buy the nudie magazines, GOD FORBID, but it is their First Amendment right to blow up, mow down, run over, dismember, stab or sexually assault an imaginary human being on a teevee screen, for freedom. Read more on SCOTUS Upholds ‘Violence OK’/’Porn Not OK’ Free Speech Rule For Kids…