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Sarah Palin Says She Only Kind of Quit Bus Tour, Also Quits Trip To Sudan

Quitting addict Sarah Palin is furious, on Facebook, that everyone figured out she quit her bus tour. Stopping the bus does not mean “quit.” It means, snowbillies need to take a vacation from their vacations sometimes. Palin was called home for “jury duty,” which is an Alaskan euphemism for salmon fishing and getting drunk. “Uh, our bad?” says the media. “So when’s the bus tour starting up again?” “Yeah, sometime soon,” she said. Uh, okay. That sounds like quitting. Did she take the decals off the bus already? That is the test. Whatever. Sarah Palin is not a quitter. OH WAIT YES SHE IS. Lest you fear you could not call her The World’s Biggest Quitter anymore, she has also cancelled her trip to Sudan next month with Rev. Franklin Graham because of… uh, what’s the usual one… “scheduling reasons,” whatever that euphemism means. Read more on Sarah Palin Says She Only Kind of Quit Bus Tour, Also Quits Trip To Sudan…