pt inspirations

He was in jail (my dad). And I wouldn’t bail him out because fuck that. And my mom said she didn’t realize I was so cold and hard-hearted and I was really sad, but I I didn’t see her bailing him out, and anyway it was like a thousand bucks and I was unemployed. So. […]

Black Sheep, where Chris Farley’s brother is running for governor and David Spade has to be like “Chris Farley imma make sure you don’t go all nuts during this campaign.” Well, here’s the British B-movie version of that, about how “an experiment in genetic engineering turns harmless sheep into blood-thirsty killers that terrorize a sprawling […]