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The Time My Dad Compared Himself To Nelson Mandela In The Only Possible Acceptable Way To Compare Oneself To Nelson Mandela

He was in jail (my dad). And I wouldn’t bail him out because fuck that. And my mom said she didn’t realize I was so cold and hard-hearted and I was really sad, but I I didn’t see her bailing him out, and anyway it was like a thousand bucks and I was unemployed. So. He gets out of jail and I am feeling guilty and like a mean hardhearted woman, which I do not like to be, and I say “Dad! How was jail!” Read more on The Time My Dad Compared Himself To Nelson Mandela In The Only Possible Acceptable Way To Compare Oneself To Nelson Mandela…
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Here’s Carly Fiorina’s Favorite British B-Movie Of All British B-Movies

Black Sheep, where Chris Farley’s brother is running for governor and David Spade has to be like “Chris Farley imma make sure you don’t go all nuts during this campaign.” Well, here’s the British B-movie version of that, about how “an experiment in genetic engineering turns harmless sheep into blood-thirsty killers that terrorize a sprawling New Zealand farm.” Still not as scary a premise as “perverted campaign staffer lurks around field in laser costume trying to fuck sheep and releases a video of it, to help the campaign.” [Huffington Post] Read more on Here’s Carly Fiorina’s Favorite British B-Movie Of All British B-Movies…