Tag: pt important questions of our time

Do Novels Cause Old Person Terrorism?

A bunch of decrepit rednecks fantasizing about mass murder is a common enough occurrence in North Georgia (your Wonkette bookman knows this from lifelong experience). What’s different about the alleged plot by this AARP IRA is that they had...

Where The Hell Is Ken Layne?

When Wonkette "editor" Ken Layne declared that he was going to drive to the site of the stolen Jesus Cross in California's Mojave Desert yesterday, most of us assumed that this was his latest excuse to hitchhike to the...

Snobby Elitist College Nerds Attack Condi, Condi Fights Back

Hooray for VIDEO FRIDAY, yes? Now you will watch this video. Condi Rice teaches at Stanford again and recently attended this Dorm Reception to meet the rich liberal bastards, who decided to harass her, about torture. We encourage you...