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Probably you thought the “prolonged joblessness” or the “taxes” or the “food shortages” or the “sale at the Wal-Mart” were going to finally be the flame to America’s revolutionary lighter fluid, but WRONG. Medicare officials are promising to root out fraud coming from America’s scooter cartels.  Who says anarchy doesn’t begin now? Records from the […]

RABID SCOOTER DRIVERS ON THE LOOSE is how you should now think of America’s highways, so please “watch out.” A vehicle containing an injured Pittsburgh Pirates player and his family came under attack by a scooter driver who thought the family’s car was trying to kill him, so he followed them to a gas station […]