Tag: pt ‘i’m not a witch’

Noted Economist Rick Santorum: Witch Obama Caused Housing Crash

Smegma-lipped poutmonster Rick Santorum, continuing his streak of saying only and at all times sensible and logically sound things, reminded Americans today that it was President B. HUSSEIN Obama who retroactively caused the housing crash because of how he...

Christine O’Donnell’s Hawt Witch Porno, ‘Trouble Maker,’ Drops August 16

Unemployed nobody Christine O'Donnell used to masturbate in a "witch costume" just like any uptight gal in the 1980s, but her dumb new ghost-written book -- witch-written book? -- won't be about anything good like that. Instead, this nincompoop...

Christine O’Donnell Comes Out of Hiding, Claims To Be ‘You’

Your favorite disappearing Delaware meatball wiccan has reappeared on the television and the YouTube! Turns out she's running for Senate or something? And now she's tan, ready and rested -- which means she's ready to talk about the important...