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Indiana Governor: What About A Law So We Still Get To Hate The Gays?

Remember earlier this year, when the entire known universe (except, like, Iran and Alabama) did a Two Minutes Hate against Indiana and its very stupid governor, for signing a Religious Freedom Restoration Act ("RFRA" if you're nasty) that basically...

Richard Cohen Does Not Think James Bond’s Muscles Are Fair To Richard Cohen

Uh oh, you guys. Richard Cohen went to the movies. And Richard Cohen has a bone to pick, with the movies. What happened to suave leading men like Cary Grant and Humphrey Bogart and Richard Cohen, HENGHHH? Why does...

Illiterate Scott Walker’s Illiterate Tweet Removed By Staffers

Wisconsin Kochsuckler Scott Walker was so excited to get some time off for Thanksgiving, before he is recalled for being a giant jerkoff and also making Wisconsin number one in job losses. (How's that "Wisconsin Is Open For Business"...

Fox And Friends Call Protester Mom ‘Filth’ For Joining #OWS

The mentally ill dingbats at Fox and Friends devoted part of their program to calling kindly mom lady protester Stacy Hessler "disgusting filth" because she was so moved by the Occupy Wall Street protests that she left her teenage...

Michelle Malkin Hated Onion Hostage Joke Because It Lacked Democrats

The Onion put out a series of "breaking news" tweets narrating an escalating Capitol Hill hostage situation perpetrated by Republican members of Congress (GET IT??), which the Capitol Police decided to treat as actionable cause for TOTAL PANIC because...

Joe Biden Loves $125,000,000,000 Lost War, Mocks $125 Tortoise Website

Joe Biden stumbled out of his call-center cubicle yesterday and decided to do something idiotic again. What did the human embarrassment do this time? Oh, just attack some low-paid government biologists for working really hard on an endangered species...

Republican National Committee Candidates Unfamiliar With Books

Which pea-brained clown will become the new chairperson of the Republican National Committee? Whether it's the dingbat woman dreaming of getting wasted at her kitchen table again or the lunkhead who just keeps barking "Reagan! Reagan!" when asked if...

Arizona Kills War Hero Dog

So this dog saved a bunch of people during some terror bombing in Afghanistan. What a brave dog! Like all heroes, this dog was sent to America to go on teevee, so it could become famous and live with...

Michele Bachmann’s Husband (!) Super Upset Over F-Word Used On Sign Somewhere

Having called for armed revolution against America's democratically elected government, duck-faced sociopath Michele Bachmann truly exemplifies mature political discourse. This is why her alleged husband just put his name on a Bachmann 4 Congress fund-raising email, because the staffer...

Mike Huckabee Writes Poem About How He Wants Nancy Pelosi To Resign

Hmm, what are the Republicans acting outraged about today? The usual -- Obama offended the Hunchback of Notre Dame, Biden said something about his basement, Nancy Pelosi is a California lady who has an important job, etc. There are...

Angry Mobs Taking ‘Bus Tours’ of AIG Executives’ Houses

Populism, hurrah! There are now "Bus Tours of AIG Executives' Mansions," in Connecticut. Your tour guide? Chris Dodd, maybe! This will show these wretched villains! Here is the live video.

Rick Santorum Giving ‘Islamic’ Language Lessons

Possibly the most ignorant motherfucker to ever walk the halls of the Senate, Rick Santorum was sent packing in 2006 because, even by Republican standards, he is an outrageously stupid bigot and total human failure. For some reason, he...