Jonah Goldberg penned a steaming heap of trash for today’s LA Times, blasting Moroccan strongman Barack Obama for not properly managing America’s foreign relations with Russia and Georgia during these current (oh wait, aborted!) beginnings of World War III. (Not the war with Mexico, different one.) MORE »

“As a final note, years ago, when John Carroll was editor in Lexington, he refused to publish a series, Cheating Our Children, about the poor education in Kentucky until the writers got it down to grade level THREE. You can’t write respectable journalism at the third-grade level, can you?” [Daily Bellwether]

Snarlin’ Arlen Specter is so quaint. The moderate Republican senator is about 95 years old and still married to his lone wife, and his kids don’t hate him, and he’s apparently ignorant of the main pornography performers. If you’ve just returned to America from a 25-year trip abroad, you may have noticed pornography is the primary form of American media and entertainment today. From your work computer to the public bathroom to your home computer and back to the public bathroom again, pornography is “America’s Industry.” MORE »

Oh, hey, a new “Obama Girl” video, this time pointlessly about The Troops or something, plus a bunch of whores in bikinis and absolute shit music, hooray for America. (Iran, we’re over here!) [MySpace]

We rushed over to John McCain’s MySpace page because there was apparently a hilarious error or something, but it’s fixed now. What else is going on over there?

Well, it’s a pretty good MySpace page if you’re, say, Darth Vader. And there are lots of stupid comments, most of which must be fake because they’re beyond regular “voter stupid” — they’re “fake stupid.”

Join us after the jump as we mock gullible fools who may or may not be typing half-literate mash notes to a bloodthirsty lunatic.

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