Okay, so it wasn’t that hard to find the video of “W. McSpeedy.” But we swear he provided no link whatsoever in his email pitch encouraging us to watch his mysterious video. Here is your strange character, trapped in a small wooden cage, wearing a Darth Vader helmet covered in dollar signs, and yellow pajamas which are also covered in dollar signs, and holding a cardboard circle which is, of course, also covered in dollar signs. HE’S A TURTLE. MORE »