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The Lord Jesus Hates Dr Pepper And You Should Too

Hello, and welcome to yet another segment on people who have completely lost perspective! Today’s guests are “Christians mad at soda.” It all started with an advertisement posted on Facebook Thursday afternoon. It was silly, as advertisements for bubbly sugar-water are wont to be, and depicted Dr Pepper turning a primate into a homo sapien with the power of its deliciousness — “the evolution of flavor.” Did any you viewers home catch it? Did any of you catch the horrible thing? You got it folks — Dr Pepper said “evolution.” Read more on The Lord Jesus Hates Dr Pepper And You Should Too…