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Bill Kristol Thinks Highly Of Sarah Palin (But Sometimes He Thinks Lowly Of Sarah Palin), Very Highly (Or Lowly), And What Are These? (These Are Parentheses)

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

Rancid lying demon & TIME New York Times Washington Post “lightning rod conservative” columnist Bill Kristol wrote a very funny column about Sarah Palin yesterday and now we are going to make fun of it. MORE »


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Bill Kristol Wins $250,000 Prize For… You Know… All That Stuff And Whatever

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Bill Kristol's greatest victoryWhat is the Bradley Foundation? Who knows, but it’s giving that dumb galoot Bill Kristol a $250,000 prize! No — STIPEND. Stipend? We’ll call it a stipend! What the hell? “The Bradley Foundation selected William Kristol for his outstanding achievements in a wide range of activities affecting the development of public policy from national and international perspectives. He is a widely respected conservative leader.” So it’s like a Genius Grant but with less money and given only to liars. (It is a money laundering front.) (For war.) Congratulations Bill Kristol! [Gawker, Bradley Foundation]