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Middle-Aged Wonkette Owner Knocked Up By Stud Underling, Pix Or GTFO

Hi there! Whatcha doing? Being pregnant? WELL I AM. Here is everything you could possibly want to know, and then more stuff you don't! Who's the daddy? Who's YOUR daddy? Just kidding, your daddy is me. My baby's daddy is Shypixel,...

When Dick Morris And Newsmax Love Each Other Very Much …

It has been a month since the Presidential election exposed the rotting flesh of Dick Morris' underbelly, and he won't stand by idly while people call him a fool! Morris has just released a super in-depth analysis of why...

Mitt Romney Does Not Care What You Tell Your Stupid Gaybies

Here is a fun fact about gay people that Mitt Romney learned courtesy of a group of hero gay rights activists: gay people have families! YES, actual families. But wait, you might be thinking, how is it possible that...

North Dakota Senate Candidate Rick Berg Will Send You To Prison For Your Rapebortion

Well well well! Now that we have a sheriff candidate who wants to kill abortionists, a governor who has decided that women are pregnant two weeks before they conceive, a GOP senate candidate who thinks that women can shut...

Missouri Senate Candidate Todd Akin’s Guide to Legitimate vs. Illegitimate Rape

Missouri Congressman and GOP Senate candidate Todd Akin is a brilliant scientist (with a B.S. in something called “Management Engineering”) and is therefore highly qualified to speak on the intricacies of female anatomy, especially when it comes to the...

National Review Redefines Abortion To Mean ‘Having A Uterus,’ Basically

Oh HI, what were those pro-genocide anti-woman mass-murdering abortionists up to this weekend? Nothing much! Just using a quaint mix of “facts” and “reason” to explain (AGAIN) that morning after pills (a.k.a, “the so-called morning after pill,” a.k.a. “morning...

Your Morning Braintrust: Of Course Those Gays Should Be In The Pen So No More Gay Babies Can Be Born

Towleroad, having brought us the original "let's round up the queers and put them behind an electric fence until they die," follows up with this extraordinarily delightful video of Anderson Cooper -- hmmmm! -- explaining to this mean dumb...

Which Randomly Generated Nouns Will Levi Johnston Name His Baby?

Dunno if yall done heard it, Levi Johnston forgot to wrap his pecker 'gain and done made another baby! But which randomly paired nouns will he and his sweetheart, Sunny Oglesby -- of whom he has not yet made...

Bristol Palin On Levi Johnston Baby News: ‘I Said No Way, Shut Up!’

HELLO. Have you heard all the important news that has been going on all week, like Barack Obama personally murdering Ann Romney with his mommyblog, and some guy acting like he is a big Mr. Hero? WELL THERE IS...