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What is the most important thing Sarah Palin is doing today? Surprisingly, the answer is not “beating Bristol with a two-by-four as punishment for finishing behind Rick Fox on Dancing With The Stars.” No, the elder Palin’s most vital pursuit of the day is once again selfishly usurping Michele Bachmann’s weekly Wonkette vlog. But fret [...]
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Bachmannia to bring you an important bulletin from the High Priestess of Christ’s Kingdom (Wasilla), Sarah Palin. Your favorite snowbilly grifter took the liberty of kicking Michele Bachmann out of her Patriot Bunker to send a special message to her base, the Wonkette commentariat. What will she say to you, [...]
Representative Michele Bachmann is one of the hardest-working members of your Pulitzer Prize-winning Wonkette staff. She spends a lot of time making the country safer for all straight white Christian persons, but she still finds time to craft a weekly message just for her Wonkette fans. Today, she explains how the gays can be convinced [...]
It is a Well-Known Fact that Michele Bachmann hates all the gays. But did you know that her husband is a Christian mental-health-therapist-helper-counselor who can wash that gay right out of your hair? This is a rumor, on the Internets. It IS true that he is a therapist and that he provided some helpful tips [...]
Official Wonkette Vlogger-er Rep. Michele Bachmann had a big week, what with that sexxxay Jim the Election Guy video and also being newly-crowned as Queen of Constitutional Law. Michele has earned a Vacation Break, which is why she’s wearing her favorite novelty earrings while she stares into your very soul from within this vloggingness. Kick [...]
Were you aware that Rep. Michele Bachmann won her little primary in Minnesota last night? In celebration, she has made one of her many vlogs for the Wonkette, which she believes is a LiveJournal written by Michelle Malkin. In it, she describes the secret to her continual electoral success. Enjoy her special form of genius-osity!
America’s favorite fictional reality show, A Crazy Lady Somehow Is the Congressperson From Minnesota’s 6th District, continues today with this important episode. It’s all about how “the poor” (Mexicans) say they want “minimum wage” when they probably actually want something more, probably in Spanish. Get your grandparents on the Skype and gather round, ducklings! It’s [...]
Michele Bachmann is back with the latest episode of her Wonkette Special Commentary, “Hot Topix With Michele Bachmann.” What is she so concerned about, today? Oh, there’s some bogus wingnut teabagger scandal that can be awkwardly turned against … black people? Why is America so racist against its downtrodden whites? It’s as if Martin Luther [...]
What is more slave-y than a whining white lady from the suburbs of Minnesota? NOTHING, nothing at all. [YouTube]
