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Here Are Your Happy Nice Time Launch Party Pictures Of Spilled Beer And Vomit

So here we have this party we had Saturday night. On the left, that is Nadia Naffe, who is the girl who was suing James O’Keefe for ALLEGEDLY trying to rape her in his Rape Barn, and who was stone cold randomly walking past the bar when our buddy Chris Faraone who is the guy we ate acid with in Charlotte and who also claims he killed Breitbart, goes, “Nadia Naffe just stone cold randomly walked past the bar,” and we said GO FUCKING GET HER NOW, IDIOT. Read more on Here Are Your Happy Nice Time Launch Party Pictures Of Spilled Beer And Vomit…
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A Children’s Treasury Of Dancing And Hijinks From Your Atlanta Drinky Thing

Atlanta, dear Wonkadoos, was a compleat treat. About a dozen hardy lovers came from all over the South — one young miss from Birmingham! — to drink our beer and eat our vittles. And every one a peach! As usual, we will not be identifying the beautiful peoples in our party pix, but they may do so if they choose, in the comments. EXCEPT! We will ID TTommyUnger, who is the sexy old beast in the black mustache, because we must talk about his wife! Now. You never know what’s going to happen when someone brings a wife. Maybe she will be unhappy with our crude, vulgar, libtard ways! Sure, he hangs out in biker bars, but maybe they lead separate lives and she knits muffins with her High Baptist Ladies Auxiliary (we understand this is what they do in the genteel South). Nope. Melanie proceeded to regale us with tales of waving her titanium .38 at any ol’ motherfuckers who wanted to cut her off in traffic, and also some good ones about Jimmy Carter at church. So Melanie is our newest lady love, and she’s packing heat. Party people after the jump! Read more on A Children’s Treasury Of Dancing And Hijinks From Your Atlanta Drinky Thing…
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Arianna Huffington’s ‘Oasis’ Lounge Is the Only Place In All Of Tampa That Will Let Michael Steele In

Did you know that the first black chairman of the RNC was fired on Martin Luther King Day? We are not going to look it up, we are sure this chick Miranda was right about it, she seems like the kind of person who would be right about stuff. And even if Michael Steele, the first black chairman of the RNC, was not fired on Martin Luther King Day, it seems like the kind of thing the RNC would do, so we are just going to go with it. Did you also know that Michael Steele was not invited to participate in this Republican National Convention, like at all? We read that somewhere, it is probably also true. Him and Sarah Palin, man, the UNINVITED. Read more on Arianna Huffington’s ‘Oasis’ Lounge Is the Only Place In All Of Tampa That Will Let Michael Steele In…
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A Children’s Treasury Of Pictures From Your Wonkette’s Tampa Rager

So you know that thing you do where you throw a party and even though you had a wonderful time and everyone had a wonderful time you just are like LET ME COUNT UP ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DID NOT COME. You do that right? Well all our media ‘lite friends who blew off our party, please know that it has been Noted. (The only media ‘lite who managed to get there from here were reporters from the local alts, to whom we gave some fine advice on how to cover a convention when you don’t have a credential — “work” from the bar, duh — and the lovely Erin Ryan of Jezebel. See if you can figure out which of the four women at this goddamn sausage party was she!) Anyway here have some pictures from the party our head hurts. Read more on A Children’s Treasury Of Pictures From Your Wonkette’s Tampa Rager…