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Now Everybody Will Be Smuggling Mild Pain Relievers In Their Underwear, Due To SCOTUS Decision

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

Heroin mule.Just a few months ago, the world watched with mouths agape as the assorted gentlemen of the Supreme Court tittered over a case involving a 13-year-old girl who’d been strip searched at school. The kid was accused by a fellow student (Curveball?) of handing out prescription-strength ibuprofen to her peers, and when school officials couldn’t find it in her backpack they made her demonstrate it was not in her bra or panties. Pretty fucked up, right? MORE »