• May 28, 2012

pt holidays

Why does Horrible Person Barack Obama not know that it is totally inappropriate to relax and play golf on Memorial Day? It’s like he’s peeing on the bodies of dead soldiers. Crabby Brit commentator Nile Gardiner can’t understand why Obama’s Chief of Staff refused to put a stop to this horror: Does it matter if [...]

Real Americans Remember MLK

by Arielle Fleisher  1:36 pm January 14, 2010

Famous hero Martin Luther King Jr. did great things for America and, because we have a soft spot for black saviors (especially the ones who make racism disappear forever), we make their birthdays holidays (read: days off from work). Hooray! It’s a great day to plant a tree, paint a building, hug a black person, [...]