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HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER  11:42 am March 29, 2013

How Is Michelle Obama Murdering Jesus And Easter Today?

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Well, it is almost time for the White House Easter Egg Roll! Which means it is already past time for the annual whinging about the White House Easter Egg Roll. How is Michelle Obama murdering it today? Oh, just the same way she did in 2011, again. The “Christian” “News” “Service,” founded by superawesome dude [...]

HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER  1:17 pm February 12, 2013

Jennifer Rubin Valiantly Crusades Against Obama For The Pope’s Honor

by Stefan BC

Washington Post Opinion Columnist and intifada-themed torture porn aficionado Jennifer Rubin is not a big fan of the President. According to Rubin, our Muslin half-ling is simply an effete market-hating monster who splits his time between plotting to kill the Jews and live- streaming the murder of Chris Stevens with his bro’s in the war room, [...]

HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER  3:40 pm February 5, 2013

Internet’s Stupidest Man Cannot Believe The Nerve On This Obama, Yelling At All The Cameramen Like That

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Jim Hoft had to work pretty hard to reclaim his crown as The Stupidest Man on the Internet. But he did, so that long national nightmare was over. He’s got a doozy of a scoop today, as History’s Greatest Monster Barack Nobummer “berates” these poor defenseless cameramen. You probably want to see what it looks [...]

HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER  3:18 pm October 30, 2012

Wingnut Matt Barber Calmly Explains Why ‘Obama’s HHS’ Is Pretty Much A Pedophile

by Doktor Zoom

Oh my gosh, you guys, did you know that Barack Obama is “grooming” your innocent children to turn them into sex fiends? We’d have been unaware of this science fact were it not for totally credible (or is it “credulous”? We mix those up sometimes) wingnut freakout artist Matt Barber, the guy who angrily denounced [...]

HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER  11:25 am April 17, 2012

What Is Chelsea Clinton Hiding About Monica Lewinsky?

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Everyone knows that Chelsea Clinton is the world’s most boring human being — though she did grow up to be quite a fetching member of the female species, suck it Rush Limbaugh. She is even more boring than Luke Russert, and possibly has less-notable insights! But were you aware that the reason she is such [...]

HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER  10:35 am April 6, 2012

Al Gore And Keith Olbermann Now In Battle Of Snaps, Yo Mama Jokes

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

What is this, unfolding before our delighted eyes? It is a SNAP. First Current TV totes fired Keith Olbermann for (ALLEGEDLY) being a glass-chucking work-shirking screamy freakout monster. Then Olbermann went on Letterman, called himself a “$10 million chandelier” (?) and sued Current and its execs for being “dilettantes” and playing make-believe, which are not [...]


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