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How Is Michelle Obama Murdering Jesus And Easter Today?

Well, it is almost time for the White House Easter Egg Roll! Which means it is already past time for the annual whinging about the White House Easter Egg Roll. How is Michelle Obama murdering it today? Oh, just...

Jennifer Rubin Valiantly Crusades Against Obama For The Pope’s Honor

Washington Post Opinion Columnist and intifada-themed torture porn aficionado Jennifer Rubin is not a big fan of the President. According to Rubin, our Muslin half-ling is simply an effete market-hating monster who splits his time between plotting to kill...

Internet’s Stupidest Man Cannot Believe The Nerve On This Obama, Yelling At All The Cameramen Like That

Jim Hoft had to work pretty hard to reclaim his crown as The Stupidest Man on the Internet. But he did, so that long national nightmare was over. He's got a doozy of a scoop today, as History's Greatest...

Wingnut Matt Barber Calmly Explains Why ‘Obama’s HHS’ Is Pretty Much A Pedophile

Oh my gosh, you guys, did you know that Barack Obama is "grooming" your innocent children to turn them into sex fiends? We'd have been unaware of this science fact were it not for totally credible (or is...

What Is Chelsea Clinton Hiding About Monica Lewinsky?

Everyone knows that Chelsea Clinton is the world's most boring human being -- though she did grow up to be quite a fetching member of the female species, suck it Rush Limbaugh. She is even more boring than Luke...

Al Gore And Keith Olbermann Now In Battle Of Snaps, Yo Mama Jokes

What is this, unfolding before our delighted eyes? It is a SNAP. First Current TV totes fired Keith Olbermann for (ALLEGEDLY) being a glass-chucking work-shirking screamy freakout monster. Then Olbermann went on Letterman, called himself a "$10 million chandelier"...