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HIGH TIME FOR SEXIN'

Joe Biden Seeks Affair With Michelle Obama

Friday, November 7th, 2008

LOOK folks, Joe Biden knows when a dame’s got the good stuff, okay? Literally. Joe’s just snagged himself the #2 position in American government and guess what, yeah that’s right, he’s gonna convert that into some grade-A trim, real classy broads, new one each night. Got it, chump? There ya go. So who’s Joey gonna make first here? Any gal he wants, just has to point, see… Ah! He’ll go with her, that black one over there, Barry’s better half, what’s she call herself again. Michelle. Yeah, Michelle Obama, step right up, Joey Biden wants to show you some vice-presidential hubba hubba HUBBA! MORE »