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Donald Trump To Reveal Some ‘Very Interesting Things’ About Obama

Leading fake presidential candidate Donald Trump, who is best known for his work in television in the role of “Montana Max” on Steven Spielberg’s animated series Tiny Toon Adventures, notified CNN he’s still keeping a team of sexy investigators on the sexy beaches of Hawaii to track down President Obama’s sexy past. “At a certain point in time I’ll be revealing some interesting things,” Trump said. Cool! Was it that the president played a lot of basketball growing up? Probably! That’s pretty interesting! Was it that he took drugs as a young man? We’d bet that’s it. We’re glad Trump is doing the country this tremendous public service. The news media have never looked into finding any details about Obama’s life, and it’s about time we learned a thing or two about his biography. Read more on Donald Trump To Reveal Some ‘Very Interesting Things’ About Obama…