• May 27, 2012

pt hellscapes

Did anyone survive the Department of Homeland Security’s gigantic failure of an attempt to beam Lady Gaga’s crappy dance music across the country and into their brains through their teevees this afternoon? Do you have any idea what we are talking about? If not, congratulations, you at least are not someone who watches daytime television. [...]

Here’s your boyfriend Barack Obama with Virginia schlub Tim Kaine, on location for their cameo appearance in the film adaptation of Cormac McCarthy’s The Road. Keep those artsy White House pictures coming, Pete Souza! [White House]