• May 27, 2012

pt he wuz hatched from a egg

HE WUZ HATCHED FROM A EGG

Is Barack Obama A Secret Australian From The 1950s?

by Sara K. Smith  10:32 am August 4, 2009

Assuming the president is even human, can anybody verify from which woman’s birth canal he sprang, and where, and when? The answer is no, until Barack Obama produces 1) a valid long-form birth certificate with coffee stains to make it look “real” and also 2) a 47-year-old mucus plug. (Note: do not Google “mucus plug” [...]