• May 27, 2012

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

On the Ground At Barack Obama’s Birthday/Ramadan Festival

by Blair Burke  10:28 pm August 3, 2011

President Obama is celebrating his birthday tonight, with Jennifer Hudson and those treadmill-dancing fellows. He is doing this in Chicago, so your Wonkette decided to give up a perfectly good Wednesday evening to try to go hear Rahm Emanuel yell some swears. This did not happen, and overall it was a very boring street gathering [...]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Send George Bush Jr. A Birthday Card! (WITH LOTSA MUNNIE IN IT)

by Jim Newell  4:55 pm June 25, 2008

An email has been circulating from the RNC asking you to celebrate President George W. Bush’s 62nd birthday, which is happening very soon. You can send him an e-Card with your personal greetings and pictures of your genitals, and maybe he’ll respond this time and finally leave his wife, like he promised you in 1989! [...]