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Posts Tagged ‘handouts’

HANDOUTS

Hire Me Obi-Wan Obama, You Are My Only Hope

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

JESUS CHRIST GET IN THE CAR IT'S A LANGE.It was only a matter of time before liberal blog The Daily Kos switched from documenting Obama’s campaign and election to begging him for jobs. Kos blogger “mjgl” (”liberal” in Klingon) wants the new President to know that “mjgl” has always loved those picture books about the Great Depression, so maybe, uhm, a little sumthin’ sumthin’ for “mjgl” would be good, from Obama, so that “mjgl” could also take pictures of the Great Depression we’re having right now! MORE »


REPUBLICANS

McCain Campaign Gives Up, Will Accept Welfare

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Dumpster divin' hobo.Liberals like John McCain have spent their lives spending your money in Washington, so it’s no surprise that McCain’s campaign has given up its pathetic fund-raising attempts and will now go on the Election 2008 dole. Today, the McCain camp admitted it will “accept taxpayer money to finance his general election and share other costs with the Republican National Committee,” the Politico reports. And guess what kind of no-money-having people Americans hate more than anything? MORE »


SCOTT MCCLELLAN

Bill Frist Will Not Be Sending You a Check

Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006

Things you shouldn’t get too excited about: MORE »