Tag: pt grumpy old men

Can You Turn Rick Perry’s Frown Upside Down?

Wonkers, someone has a sad, and it is Rick Perry. Why is he sad? Cause HE AIN'T GOT NO ICE CREAM. (We believe the credit for the above should go to @eastsidekate.) Can you help Rick Perry, Wonkers? Hahaha, just kidding,...

Mean Old Alan Simpson Not Done Yelling At Republicans

Here is the thing about the newest RINO, former Alan Simpson: back when he was Wyoming's lone Congressman and then its senator, he was about as conservative as Republicans got -- save a Jesse Helms here and an old...

The Refuterer: Margaret Thatcher Was Not Actually Ronald Reagan’s Secretary

ConservativeOutcry.net has our number, along with a new feature, "Wonkette Refuted," responding to a "randomly chosen" article from Your Wonkette! The first victim? GOP To Ronald Reagan’s Secretary: Pay Those Taxes Harder! Unfortunately, this self-described "group of old men...

McCain Wanted Vinegar Joe Lieberman For Veep

Here is the story of how John McCain picked his running mate: after Barack Obama selected Joe Biden instead of Hillary Clinton, McCain went on a six-day Nyquil bender and at the end of it slurred, "Get me one...

Nasty McCain Now Just Yelling At People To Buy His Books

Civil War veteran John McCain served his country with "honor," but he has no idea what "honor" even means! In a hilarious Q&A with TIME Magazine -- hilarious because he's just barking "Get off my lawn!" at the poor...

McCain Campaign Bravely Attacks America’s Love of Famous People

John McCain has squeezed every possible bit of fame and wealth from his heroic plane crash 40 years ago, so he's super angry about how Barack Obama is also a political celebrity who has also written best-sellers and became...