pt Grifters gonna grift
Lost Your House? Got No Job? Just Send Pat Robertson $20 A Month, And God Will Give You A New One
You can’t even be mad at Pat Robertson for telling people with no houses and no jobs to send him “just $20 a month” so that God would shower them with blessings. Being mad at a televangelist for parting fools from their rent is like being mad at your dog for eating your cat, or [...]
Pretty Much Nation’s Only Black Lady Republican Official Resigns For Being The Griftiest
That is too bad that Florida’s Lieutenant Governor, Jennifer Carroll, had to resign for being sooooo shady. She is pretty! And sometime we get lesby-rumors and accusations (lesbysations) about her! Those are both good things! But, wah-wah, unfortunately Jennifer Carroll is also apparently the griftiest lady to ever grace the state of Florida. FLORIDA. The [...]
Florida GOP Primary Raises Level Of Campaign Discourse To ‘Slut’
How on earth has Your Wonkette not previously been aware of Florida congressional candidate Osvaldo “Ozzie” deFaria (R-Arkham Asylum) before now? The self-funded contender for the GOP nomination to run against Debbie Wasserman Schultz in District 20 has already depicted the DNC chair wearing a dog collar and said at a conference that “we must [...]
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