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Ramblin’ Man Bradlee Dean Chased Out Of Schools, Town, For Being The Worst

“The reports that you are getting about the beliefs of students in public schools is not coming from the students, but rather the sick media spin-doctors and their disinformation.” – Bradlee Dean — Bradlee Dean, quoting Bradlee Dean Like so many failed heavy metal musicians from the 1980s, Bradlee Dean has been reduced to wandering Real America in the hopes that talking to our nation’s youths will allow him to retire before his chins start dragging on the ground in front of him. And while Dean certainly can bring a whole heaping pile of crazy that could briefly distract his high school audience from shoving vodka soaked tampons in their ass out of boredom, it seems that SOME PEOPLE don’t take kindly to the Bradlee carnie act (NOT US BRADLEE KEEP ‘EM COMING SLUGGER). Mr. Comandant Dean has not only been chased out of moar (public) schools in the middle of his Bible Studies for Sluts and Wantons, but he has even been escorted by police to the town lines! So saith Bradlee Dean, anyway. Let us read of his trials and tribulations and Moseslike wanderings through the desert that is Godless Amercia. Read more on Ramblin’ Man Bradlee Dean Chased Out Of Schools, Town, For Being The Worst…
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Nobody Wants To Buy Sarah Palin’s Dumb New Reality Teevee Show

Uh-oh, guys, no one wants to pay money to yapping imbecile Sarah Palin for her job of “doing nothing” anymore! RLY SAD BUT TRUE: her insipid, publicly-funded reality teevee show about naked grizzly bear hunting in Alaska or whatever was not renewed for a second season, so she is apparently trying to shop around a new show starring Todd Palin pissing moose figurines into the snow. Absolutely none of the networks want to buy it, though! Read more on Nobody Wants To Buy Sarah Palin’s Dumb New Reality Teevee Show…
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Here Is Cranky Sarah Palin In A Muu-Muu Yelling At Olds

Wow. This is a very acerbic Sarah Palin dressed up in a classic batshit old hag “leopard print muu-muu, beehive and spectacles” ensemble as she practically snarls at the retirement home folk who were bussed in to nap through her speech at Disneyworld. (And oh look, she’s standing behind a sign that is exactly one vowel away from a teabagger spelling of the word “ripoff.”) Anyway, Sarah Palin is here to explain between resentful sighs and pauses filled with bitterness that the problem with the Occupy Wall Street movement is, ready for it, that it is just too entitled. Read more on Here Is Cranky Sarah Palin In A Muu-Muu Yelling At Olds…