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Chuck Grassley’s Got This Whole Secret Service Problem Covered, You Guys

Oh dear, Sen. Chuck Grassley snuck out the window again after lights-out, and now he's leading inquiries into the Secret Service sex scandal. Whatcha got so far, inspector? "Sen. Charles Grassley (R-Iowa) said the Colombia prostitutes at the center...

HAHAHAHA WELL LOOK AT THAT: The Republicans' "chief health care negotiator," Sen. Chuck Grassley of Twitter fame, is already taking credit for things in the evil health care bill: "Sen. Chuck Grassley, ranking member of the Committee on Finance,...

Chuck Grassley Says ‘Tit’ And Here’s A Post About It

Oh god, we're dangerously close to reaching Peak Grassley here. This man was born to use the expression "living off the public tit" on television at least once in his desperate, confusing life. Now he should rest in his...

Better Yet, Chuck Grassley, Why Isn’t O.J. Simpson In Guantanamo Right Now?

We haven't been hearing much from everyone's favorite wacky Iowan coot, Senator Chuck Grassley, ever since the Senate Finance Committee passed its health care bill without any help or input whatsoever from the "chief Republican negotiator," who was busy...

Best Chuck Grassley Twitter Ever

Oh ho ho, a little feedback! Eh, we'll just make fun of you, instead of complaining to the corporation Twitter. Smooth move with the "bytes" though... Hey wait a minute! Aren't you supposed to be voting on any number...

Chuck Grassley, Children Are Reading This Nonsense!

Uh oh, our beloved friend Chuck Grassley snuck into the Twitter machine again, and would you look at this! And don't give us that "Oh you can only use 140 characters on dumb fucking Twitter" rigmarole. The man simply...

Checking In On ‘Chief Health Care Guy’ Chuck Grassley’s Good-Faith Negotiations

Senatorial grumpus Chuck Grassley really wants a solid, bipartisan health care reform bill to pass, you guys. This is why he has been refusing to compromise on a single thing for eight months -- and more recently, spreading toxic...

Where Is Chuck Grassley Going Insane Today? Oh, On ‘The Corner’

Confused old person Sen. Chuck Grassley, who is two or three more annoying media turns away from finally getting booted from health care negotiations, has found another outlet receptive to his newfound bad-faith curmudgeonly psychobabble: National Review's The Corner,...