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Why Does Chris Rock Hate Slavery So Much?

Because we hate ourselves, your Wonkette spent the early part of its Fourth of July Holiday surfing for wingnuts yelling at unpatriotic celebrities criticizing the Birth of America. This thing, "Shameful: Aaron Sorkin, Left celebrate Independence Day by slamming...

The Secret Service Would Like A Quiet Moment With Ted Nugent

Celebrated guitar-plucking analberry Ted Nugent caused quite the stir with this delightfully braindead comment the other day: "If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will be either be dead or in jail by this time next...

Meghan McCain’s Bildungsroman Taking Shape

We're trying to ignore Meghan McCain for a while but come on, this is hot news! Her book will be more Hunter S. Thompson than Sarah Palin, okay. Does that line sound familiar? Because it's exactly what James Joyce...

Liberal Blogger Uses Vulgar ‘Street Term’ On Television Set!

Liberal blog lady Marcy Wheeler said a word that we had not heard before, today, while discussing Dick Cheney's various uncontroversial crimes against Earth: it sounded like, "blow-job." This term upset the MSNBC anchors so deeply that we Googled...