pt go ron paul
Hooray! Ron Paul won the Emmy for President of California Republicans! Ron Paul won the California state GOP straw poll with 44% of the vote for the bargain bin price of $25,000, compared to second-place loser Rick Perry who spent nothing, did not show up and got 29% of the vote just for being an [...]
How did the pill-head nut Michele Bachmann “win” the Iowa straw poll when not even Republicans actually think she is good for anything but having a comical homosexual husband who deep throats corndogs with her, in public? According to a Wonkette tipster who wishes to remain anonymous because he totally loves Ron Paul and doesn’t [...]
Republican front-runner Go Ron Paul has endorsed Nancy Pelosi’s opponent in California! Did you know Nancy Pelosi had an opponent in California? It is apparently true. There have been other opponents, too, but none of them had the magic 19-sided-dice power of Doctor Paul. Good-bye, Mrs. So-Called Speaker of the House!
The only thing Republicans and teabaggers hate more than Barack Obama is, uh, every single Republican “front runner.” This became comedically clear again, last night, when the CPAC crowd chose Doctor Ron Paul as their 2012 GOP nominee for president. Paul got 31% of the vote, which means he literally performed an abortion murder on [...]
We sent Intern Riley straight into the ample belly of the Teabagging Beast, so we will allow this ONE (1) departure into first-person singular on your “royal we” Wonkette: “So what’s your deal?” the Paultard asked me with an air of suspicion, his Ron Paul REVOLUTION flag waving proudly as we walked. I had been [...]
America’s favorite doctor, Ron Paul, is struggling with demons we cannot even begin to comprehend. Here he is whining to an empty House of Representatives last night, about the night terrors he suffers and the horrifying intrusion of interdimensional orcs into his waking life. [YouTube]
