Here is news that will be shocking to zero persons: the Bush twins were a bit of a handful for their Secret Service detail back in the day! Yeah, they liked to party a lot, and would occasionally try to slip out unsupervised. Jenna appears to have been the bigger pain in the ass (!!!??!). Why was George Bush not impeached over his failure to control his college-aged daughters, who more and more appear to be the sort of fun, boozy Southern girls who end up as real classy society dames working as docents at your local mid-sized modern art museum? MORE »

Former hooker to Eliot Spitzer and “The Girl That Defined Four Or Five Days In March,” Ashley Alexandra Dupre, is finally going for the big catch. A million-dollar Hustler shoot? P’shaw, a pauper’s fee! No, Dupre is suing Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis for $10 million, “claiming she never gave… permission to use her name and likeness to advertise the videos.” Because she was only 17 at the time, and, y’know, could barely make her mark on the contract! So that’s what young “Kristen” is up to these days: showing America that tort reform is necessary. [AP/Newsday]

Some “secret footage” of pop music star and model Ashley Alexandra Dupre, the former prostitute who brought down ex-New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer 20-odd years ago, has been discovered by the cultural terrorists who produce the boob-flashing Girls Gone Wild series. According to TMZ, which has taken over the New York Times as the news source of record on Dupre, “‘GGW’ has ‘a week’s worth’ of video of Ashley celebrating her 18th birthday, which she did on the big bus. We’re told that ‘GGW’ plans on releasing an Ashley Dupre-specific video ’shortly.’” Be sure to check out the late-night GGW promos on Comedy Central for an official release date. She. Never. Goes. Away. [TMZ]

“You know, I heard some stories, but you girls don’t look all that wild to me.” MORE »