pt furries
As illustrated by this frightening photograph that has nothing to do with this particular news story — except for the Krazy Chicken Furry harassing some sort of political staffers — a Chicken Furry is a very terrifying thing, especially for political people. What will the chicken do? Will it hold you down and make “chicken [...]
Gawker commenter “likebitchisabadthing” sends us this alarming photo from one of them grabber-claw machines at a Friendly’s restaurant. See that weird cellophane-wrapped mummy in the middle, the one that says “John Kerry for President”? What is up with that, man? Is Kerry already planning a coup? See the close-up after the jump.
America’s happiest moment in eight years was when that dude in a bear suit comically walked down the beach while that local-teevee reporter described some invisible pier, during Hurricane Ike. Poor old Ralph Nader wonders aloud, to his running mate, a bird named “Gonzalez,” if maybe he should wear a bear suit and fuck a [...]
