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Tag: pt funny pictures

‘Ronald Reagan Riding a Velociraptor’: Our National .JPG?

There comes a point in every young nation's life -- and rest assured, fellow Americans, we are but a young, albeit fading, nation -- that its citizens must choose a National .JPG. This is considerably more important than selecting...

And Here Is A Youthful, Smiling Mitt Romney Pointing A Gun At His Jaw

The Daily has a story up about this fellow, Sidney Barthwell, who was a high school classmate of Mitt Romney's and a law school classmate of Barack Obama's. It sounds nice! We didn't read it. But have you...

Let’s All Point and Laugh at Mitt Romney Boring Students to Sleep

Here is a delightful screen grab of Mitt Romney somberly detailing his method for making sweet love to money as the college students seated behind him on stage slip into comas. Let's have a quick sample from the speech...

Mitt Washes His Magic Underwear For Good Luck in South Carolina Primary

Look at Mitt Romney in South Carolina today trying so hard to operate a small container of laundry detergent like he knows how it works, AW. No no, Mitt, the machine does not have change for a fifty, QUIT...

Fox News Fails Third Grade U.S. Geography Test

You're going to be hearing from Utah about this, Fox News. They most certainly are NOT responsible for Harry Reid. To be "fair and balanced," however, we would probably be completely wasted all the time too if we worked...

Rick Perry Enjoys Dressing Like a Gay Cowboy

Aw, see what the Internet noticed! America's gayest cowboy Rick Perry also likes to look like a gay cowboy, when he talks about the gays. Go figure!

CNN Discovers Evidence of Blackberrys On Other Planets

Woah, NASA, you got SCOOPED BIG TIME.

Brave Bush, Palin Memoirs Still Cling To Shelves Amid Ruins of Bookstore Closeout

This is the tragic scene from a Borders closeout sale in Maryland. Do we spy a "Young Adult" section in the background of the photo marked with only a 70% off sign? FOR SHAME, AMERICA.

Ronald Reagan Spotted Sporting Hitler Mustache In Tennessee

OH MA GOD LOOK WHUT THEY DONE!!!! Vandals/ political cartoonists spray-painted a Hitler mustache on a giant mural in Tennessee celebrating Ronald Reagan's withered, senile rat mug, marking the first "Obama is Hitler because he is Reagan" joke we...

Wingnuts Just Love This ‘American Dream’ Facebook Photo Contest Thing

The American Chamber of Commerce is running a photo contest on Facebook asking people to "submit a photo of the American Dream as it is embodied by your small business or a business in your community." HUUNNHHH? Apparently this...

Wingnut Camper Art Project Shares How-To Secrets For Sexing Obama

Here is what a Teabagger stream-of-consciousness novel looks like self-published on the back of a camper, like all major wingnut tomes. Tea Party, meet your T. S. Eliot.  It is almost as if we are looking at a Teabagger brain...

Osama Bin Laden Death Photos Look Strangely Like Rob Lowe

Wonkette operative "Matt" sends us this screengrab from SFGate.com. Is the reason the U.S. government doesn't want us to see the bin Laden photos is that he's too handsome? Americans aren't going to be grossed out by them. They're...

CNN Accuses Newt Gingrich of Making ‘Past Discretions’

According to the Anderson Cooper teevee show on Friday, Newt Gingrich has committed "discretions" in his past. This is a serious revelation! We, and Republican voters everywhere, demand CNN release evidence Newt Gingrich has ever exercised good judgment. EVEN...

NOBAMAs Can’t Make Signs: Photos From NYC’s Teabagger Rally

Teabagger rallies are happening across the country today because Teabaggers thought April 15 is Tax Day this year; it's not. Probably worried about another embarrassingly low turnout, no event was held in D.C. Your editor, like a number of...

Rahm Emanuel, Captivating Energy Orb Oversee Passage of Illinois Civil Unions

It is interesting that in a few short years, a very large state legalizing civil unions is now minor news. Anyway, here is phantom-eyed new Illinois resident Rahm Emanuel at the gay after-party, pictured with friend Unsettling Sentient Orb...

All Eyes Will Be On Michelle Obama’s ‘Box’ Tonight

For the first time, it will not only be a question of who is in it, but what. Unfortunately, the Washington Post has replaced this photo and caption. Whatever could have been the matter with it? Health news is...