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‘Ronald Reagan Riding a Velociraptor’: Our National .JPG?

There comes a point in every young nation’s life — and rest assured, fellow Americans, we are but a young, albeit fading, nation — that its citizens must choose a National .JPG. This is considerably more important than selecting a National Mammal, so move to the back of the line, “bison.” Wolf Blitzer speaking to a hologram on Election Night, 2008 (“You are a hologram, Jessica”) was previously the frontrunner for National .JPG. But now what is this? Read more on ‘Ronald Reagan Riding a Velociraptor’: Our National .JPG?…
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And Here Is A Youthful, Smiling Mitt Romney Pointing A Gun At His Jaw

The Daily has a story up about this fellow, Sidney Barthwell, who was a high school classmate of Mitt Romney’s and a law school classmate of Barack Obama’s. It sounds nice! We didn’t read it. But have you seen this photo that complements it, in which Mitt Romney is smiling and pointing a gun to his jaw? Read more on And Here Is A Youthful, Smiling Mitt Romney Pointing A Gun At His Jaw…
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Mitt Washes His Magic Underwear For Good Luck in South Carolina Primary

Look at Mitt Romney in South Carolina today trying so hard to operate a small container of laundry detergent like he knows how it works, AW. No no, Mitt, the machine does not have change for a fifty, QUIT jamming the bill into the coin slot. Sigh. What were the other candidates up to? Read more on Mitt Washes His Magic Underwear For Good Luck in South Carolina Primary…
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Fox News Fails Third Grade U.S. Geography Test

You’re going to be hearing from Utah about this, Fox News. They most certainly are NOT responsible for Harry Reid. To be “fair and balanced,” however, we would probably be completely wasted all the time too if we worked in the Fox News graphics department. Read more on Fox News Fails Third Grade U.S. Geography Test…
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Ronald Reagan Spotted Sporting Hitler Mustache In Tennessee

OH MA GOD LOOK WHUT THEY DONE!!!! Vandals/ political cartoonists spray-painted a Hitler mustache on a giant mural in Tennessee celebrating Ronald Reagan’s withered, senile rat mug, marking the first “Obama is Hitler because he is Reagan” joke we have seen to date. That’s what this is, isn’t it?  We cannot figure out what else this must mean, since Hitler was a liberal gay feminist union Democrat according to everyone who knows about Hitler these days. It must mean at the very least that Ronald Reagan’s corpse is gay. Are there any more clues??? Read more on Ronald Reagan Spotted Sporting Hitler Mustache In Tennessee…
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Wingnuts Just Love This ‘American Dream’ Facebook Photo Contest Thing

The American Chamber of Commerce is running a photo contest on Facebook asking people to “submit a photo of the American Dream as it is embodied by your small business or a business in your community.” HUUNNHHH? Apparently this was sort of a tough assignment for folk, correctly figuring out what the words in that sentence mean. “So you want us to send you our vacation photos and blingees?” is how that sentence apparently actually reads. “SURE!” So here we go: Read more on Wingnuts Just Love This ‘American Dream’ Facebook Photo Contest Thing…
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Osama Bin Laden Death Photos Look Strangely Like Rob Lowe

Wonkette operative “Matt” sends us this screengrab from SFGate.com. Is the reason the U.S. government doesn’t want us to see the bin Laden photos is that he’s too handsome? Americans aren’t going to be grossed out by them. They’re going to join up with Al Qaeda to gawk at all the pretty, ageless gentlemen. Read more on Osama Bin Laden Death Photos Look Strangely Like Rob Lowe…
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CNN Accuses Newt Gingrich of Making ‘Past Discretions’

According to the Anderson Cooper teevee show on Friday, Newt Gingrich has committed “discretions” in his past. This is a serious revelation! We, and Republican voters everywhere, demand CNN release evidence Newt Gingrich has ever exercised good judgment. EVEN IF IT HAPPENED ONCE, THAT SHOULD DISQUALIFY HIM FROM THE NOMINATION. [thanks to Wonkette operative “Benton” for the tip] Read more on CNN Accuses Newt Gingrich of Making ‘Past Discretions’…
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NOBAMAs Can’t Make Signs: Photos From NYC’s Teabagger Rally

Teabagger rallies are happening across the country today because Teabaggers thought April 15 is Tax Day this year; it’s not. Probably worried about another embarrassingly low turnout, no event was held in D.C. Your editor, like a number of other blog types in New York City, stopped by the one in Foley Square, which organizers bragged was the only event covered by Fox News, even though turnout was pretty pathetic here too. Above, look, the NOBAMAs have emerged from their slumber! At least we think so. The circle with a line through it technically means this sign means “no NOBAMA.” Is this Tebagger an Obama supporter with a sense of humor, or is she just dumb? Read more on NOBAMAs Can’t Make Signs: Photos From NYC’s Teabagger Rally…
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Rahm Emanuel, Captivating Energy Orb Oversee Passage of Illinois Civil Unions

It is interesting that in a few short years, a very large state legalizing civil unions is now minor news. Anyway, here is phantom-eyed new Illinois resident Rahm Emanuel at the gay after-party, pictured with friend Unsettling Sentient Orb of Pure Energy, celebrating his new state’s basic human decency, via Wonkette operative “Gregg K.” Read more on Rahm Emanuel, Captivating Energy Orb Oversee Passage of Illinois Civil Unions…
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All Eyes Will Be On Michelle Obama’s ‘Box’ Tonight

For the first time, it will not only be a question of who is in it, but what. Unfortunately, the Washington Post has replaced this photo and caption. Whatever could have been the matter with it? Health news is just as important as politics. Read more on All Eyes Will Be On Michelle Obama’s ‘Box’ Tonight…