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Abandoned Loser Donald Trump To (Probably) Cancel His GOP Debate

What’s this? Oh no, everyone grab hold of your weeping tissues this minute: Donald Trump is reportedly reconsidering his GOP debate comedy special after even Michele Bachmann suffered a rare fit of inspiration and declined the chance to be humiliated by one of her fellow cartoon characters. This leaves only Ol’ Frothy and Ol’ Flakey, Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich, to join Trump for the debate, but mechanically speaking a three-person circle jerk is just sort of difficult. Read more on Abandoned Loser Donald Trump To (Probably) Cancel His GOP Debate…
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Oh, Orly, You’ll Always Be The Birther Queen Of Our Hearts

Wonkette alums Pareene and Newell have broken our hearts in so many ways over the years (mostly by leaving), but nothing they did was worse than getting our hopes up that Orly Taitz might actually be the GOP nominee for a statewide position in California. Obviously when actual humans without financial interests in political comedy stepped into the voting booths, 75 percent of them ended up picking someone else. Who is this so-called “Damon Dunn,” and what makes him more qualified to do, uh, whatever it is the California Secretary of State does? Read more on Oh, Orly, You’ll Always Be The Birther Queen Of Our Hearts…