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Handsome Old Joe Biden: We Are All ‘Lubricated’ in Different Ways

You know who doesn’t care if Handsome Old Joe is pageview death? US, that’s who! Some things are too important to care about whoring for click grift, and one of those things is Joe, and another is him talking about lubrication. Your Wonkette challenges ALL of you not to love this old bastard. What’s up, JOE? “You know there’s an old Irish saying, there’s all kinds of old Irish sayings. My grandfather Finnegan, I think he made them up. But uh, it says, may the hinges of our friendship never go rusty. Well, with these two folks that you’re about to meet if you haven’t already, there’s no doubt about them staying oiled and lubricated here…” THAT’S what’s up. Video of Ol’ Foot-in-Mouth, with the mouth, and the foot, after the jump! Read more on Handsome Old Joe Biden: We Are All ‘Lubricated’ in Different Ways…
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Fancy New Yorker Magazine Won’t Print Definition of Santorum, But Prints ‘Anal Rapists For Bush’

It’s an election season, so the generally readable New Yorker has made its quadrennial mutation into a presidential campaign magazine, which is boring. Also, the magazine has finally delved into the deeply rewarding tale of how Dan Savage turned “Santorum” into the name for the “frothy mix of lube and fecal matter” used to make McDonaldland anusburgers, or whatever. Read more on Fancy New Yorker Magazine Won’t Print Definition of Santorum, But Prints ‘Anal Rapists For Bush’…