• May 26, 2012

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Truck Nutz and Newtonian Child Labor On the Florida Campaign Trail

by Garrett Quinn  3:18 pm January 28, 2012

Our libertarian-Bostonian correspondent is on the road in Florida, chasing the GOP clowns. Here is a video-photo dispatch from him! JACKSONVILLE — We always feel bad for the poor interns/work-study kids who get stuck holding those goofy signs in spin rooms after debates. Don’t their arms get tired? We asked one of the poor bastards [...]

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Here’s a Portrait of Riley Waggaman Covering the NYC Protests (With a Monopoly Apple Computer)

by Ken Layne  12:31 pm September 27, 2011

At least the New York Observer is giving a little of the News Hole to the #OccupyWallStreet gang! Here’s our own correspondent, Riley Waggaman, with his bad-ass bomber jacket and monopoly Apple laptop that is now the only computer manufactured and sold, since Apple became a monopoly, according to some self-loathing douche-poop who works on [...]

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The Rest of Everything You Need (?) To Know About Obama’s Trip To Prague

by Ken Layne  2:09 am April 6, 2009

We were listening to our pal Doug Arellanes deejaying in the early hours of Saturday, from Radio 1 in Prague, and then somehow we figured he should file a dispatch regarding What’s His Name, the Muslim president, and his visit to the Czech Republic to talk to some out-of-work politicians about ending nuclear bombs or [...]

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Obama In Prague: A Pointlessly Detailed Account

by Ken Layne  11:12 pm April 5, 2009

Barack Obama went to this little country, the Czech Republic! Wonkette’s correspondent Rob McLean is there, and spent many hours in an actual castle in Prague, where the Wizard lives, waiting for the famous guest from the United States to appear. “Some very disrespectful Czech girls behind me are complaining about the American flag wavers [...]