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Posts Tagged ‘from beirut to bad metaphors’

Have A Toke On Thomas Friedman’s Oil Pipe

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

Remember that time he got covered in pies? That was funny“One more hit, baby. Just one more toke on the ole oil pipe. … Give me one more pop from that drill, please, baby. Just one more transfusion of that sweet offshore crude.” PUT THAT AWAY. [New York Times]