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‘Don’t Worry About That,’ Cops Tell Women Before Giving Them Roadside Handies

Why is that cop putting on rubber gloves and coming towards me, you might be wondering next time you are pulled over for littering and live in Texas and see a cop coming towards you wearing rubber gloves. Oh THAT, don’t worry about that, just close your eyes and think of England! This is what Texas cops told a woman and her niece moments before giving them full body cavity searches right by the side of the road, in full view of everyone, because they “smelled marijuana.” (They did not say to think of England, but they did say don’t worry, and also, they did not change gloves.) Read more on ‘Don’t Worry About That,’ Cops Tell Women Before Giving Them Roadside Handies…
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Sarah Palin Endorses Rand Paul, Says Rand Paul

Former weekend sportscaster Sarah Palin, the President of Money, has allegedly endorsed the actual Son of God & Allah combined, Rand Paul, for his Kentucky senate GOP primary. Rand Paul announced this endorsement on his website and noted that her PAC has given him a monkey-buttload of cash. Hmm… does Sarah Palin know about Rand Paul’s foreign policy? That he wants to end our war on Saddam Hussein and 9/11? Or perhaps he’s sold out on that Unserious position by now, because, you know, “Kentucky.” In any event, Ben Smith adds, “Paul is claiming the endorsement, but worth noting that we haven’t had a statement from Palin yet.” Since when do endorsers actually have to endorse people, Ben? [Rand Paul via Ben Smith] Read more on Sarah Palin Endorses Rand Paul, Says Rand Paul…