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Events For Ladies, Drunks and Armchair Revolutionaries

Saturday, February 26: Though you may prefer to spend your Saturday nights at a Beer Palace, sequestered in darkness and glazed in booze, there's nothing wrong with doing something a little bit different this Saturday. Like learning about vaginas,...

Honor the Founding Fathers With Booze, Half-Smokes, and Chocolate

Thursday, February 17: Why should Valentine’s Day only be one day, when the holiday can bring joy/ money all month long? Now February is chocolate month, and this Thursday is “Chocolate Lover's Day,” but at least it means...

Not Groundbreaking News: Americans Are Fat

Just eat less?: News alert: Because we are a nation of fat slobs, our government would like us to drink less sugar filled poison and stop eating spoonfuls of nitrates, lard and cat litter, even if it tastes good. ...

Winning the Future: Beer and Liquor Edition

Wednesday, January 26: SOTU hangover? You want more Facebook and salmon? Alcohol is known to breed innovation, so GET OUT OF YOUR HAMMOCK and start drinking. Try Recessions, where drinks are half off every week night from 5-8PM. And thanks...

It Was Only A Matter Of Time Before You Were Drinking With Your iPhone

Wednesday, January 19: The news that America is fated to become a Nation of Whores couldn't have come at a better time for Washingtonians: Tonight you can attend the "How To Be Successful at Internet Dating" event at ...

D.C. Sans People: A Christmas Miracle!

Wednesday, December 22: The best thing about spending the days before Christmas in D.C. is that no one is here (including those who probably should still be here, to pass bills and such). The city is so pleasant and...

A Booze-Filled Countdown To Jesus’s Birth

Thursday, December 16: Generation Obama-D.C. seems to have missed the part where Obama turned Republican and told his minions that he no longer loves them: At what could be the least merry holiday party EVER, they will be gathering...

We’ll Wait For You, Obama (and Drink In the Meantime)

Wednesday, December 8: Obama loved the D.C. restaurant scene and would devour our rich-people hamburgers and gourmet junk food whenever he could. But just because the new Obama doesn’t want to have anything more to do with the...

Turns Out There Is Something Yuppies Won’t Overpay For: Cereal

Wednesday, December 1: Because last week an ancient ex-Nazi declared that condoms are kinda sorta okay, this could very well be the BEST World AIDS Day ever. Congratulate AIDS on another successful year of causing much death by attending...

Pre-Turducken Activities

Thursday, November 18 through Sunday, November 21: Provided you survive your touchy-feely airport experience, a week from today you will be eating cranberries from a can and watching teevee footage of large floats wandering the streets of New...

Delis: Yes, D.C. Now Actually Has Some!

Hot Dogs: What's the newest trend to come to D.C. that's just as unhealthy as Slim Jims and Big Gulps, but that's become gourmet-y and so acceptable? Hot dogs! There are now TWO, yes two, restaurants in D.C. that...

Restoring America With Monosyllabic Restaurants

Friday, November 5: By December, hopefully, the country will have healed and Emo Obama will be willing to get up off the White House couch and go eat hamburgers somewhere so Washingtonians can gawk at him. Who knows. Either...

Upscale Dive Bars: This Would Be a Good Thing?

Pie: Recognizing that serving food out of an actual building gets you nowhere in D.C., Dangerously Delicious Pies will soon be serving their pies from the back of a moving vehicle. But should you be okay with eating pie...

Cocktail Parties For Both Hipsters & Breast Cancer

Wednesday, October 13: In October we celebrate America's Favorite Cancer, and women everywhere are lining up for their pink ribbons, hoping that maybe one day they'll conquer this disease, with ribbons. Bright Pink, a national organization that provides education...

Find Christine O’Donnell In Song

Wednesday, October 7: If you're not doing anything tonight, Riley is insistent that you come to the Rock and Roll Hotel to watch him sing "I Touch Myself" while he waterboards his face with vodka and devours meatballs in...

Disillusionment Is No Excuse To Not Drink, Eat, and Love Neocons

Pig Roasts: So what the economy is terrible, what really matters is that Washingtonians always, ALWAYS have an opportunity to eat pig.  Oh look, here are a few of the thousands of upcoming pig-centric events: Pig-a-Palooza at Jackson 20...