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Kansas: Let’s Give All These Orphans To That Nice Normal Duggar Family

Same-sex foster parents will be wished into the cornfield
With all the pissing and moaning about the Attack on the Family and the Gay Married, it’s nice to see someone finally doing something to actually reinforce traditional family values. If Kansas state Sen. Forrest Knox can’t force real families to conform to his utopian vision of what a family should be, well then by golly, he can certainly use the power of the state to pay extra to foster families that have a churchgoing mom and dad, one of whom stays home, and ideally they could be homeshoolers, too. You know, for the good of the kids. Read more on Kansas: Let’s Give All These Orphans To That Nice Normal Duggar Family…
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James Dobson So Glad Feminism Is Over and Women Want to Be Mommies Again

Hello Americans! Focus on the Family founder James Dobson would like you to know that, despite an advanced state of fossilization, he has not “retired to a quiet farm somewhere,” and is still just as much a patriarchal asshat as ever! In a rambling Mother’s Day message, Dobson takes some comfort that, in the midst of the gays’ relentless assault on marriage, the family, and our Precious Bodily Fluids, there is at least a ray of hope, which he calls “a fascinating new phenomenon”: Turns out that despite feminism’s attempts to defy Nature and God by forcing all women to become lesbians and/or have abortions, women still like being mommies! Feminism: REFUDIATED. Read more on James Dobson So Glad Feminism Is Over and Women Want to Be Mommies Again…
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Heroic Colorado Ladies Lysol Students At Prom For Pretending To Do Butt-Sechs

Hey teens! Are you ready for the most magical night of your lives, when you will go to Manitou Springs City Hall and dance like you are pretending to do butt-sechs, and then later you will finally lose your stupid virginity in a haze of Bartles & Jaymes? That’s right, PROM NIGHT! Well, two chaperones did not think much of your “slutty, whorish, trashy” ways, and so they ran around the dance calling you sluts and whores, calling the cops on you, and then spraying you with Lysol. “It cleans the air,” but can it clean your chlamydia? As detailed by police, several teenagers told officers that the chaperones subsequently deployed the Lysol, which got into the eyes and mouths of some dancers (some of whom had to leave the prom). A female student reported the spraying to police, saying that [Jennifer] Farmer and [Hannah] Rockey said that some dancers “were advertising butt sex.” The chaperones, the girl told cops, referred to her and her friends as “sluts and whores” and “dirty.” Read more on Heroic Colorado Ladies Lysol Students At Prom For Pretending To Do Butt-Sechs…