Tag: pt focus on your own damn family

Same-sex foster parents will be wished into the cornfield

Kansas: Let’s Give All These Orphans To That Nice Normal Duggar Family

With all the pissing and moaning about the Attack on the Family and the Gay Married, it's nice to see someone finally doing something to actually reinforce traditional family values. If Kansas state Sen. Forrest Knox can't force real...

James Dobson So Glad Feminism Is Over and Women Want to Be Mommies Again

Hello Americans! Focus on the Family founder James Dobson would like you to know that, despite an advanced state of fossilization, he has not "retired to a quiet farm somewhere," and is still just as much a patriarchal asshat...

Heroic Colorado Ladies Lysol Students At Prom For Pretending To Do Butt-Sechs

Hey teens! Are you ready for the most magical night of your lives, when you will go to Manitou Springs City Hall and dance like you are pretending to do butt-sechs, and then later you will finally lose your...