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A List Of People Who Should Not Be Tried For Treason

Today we learned that all reporters including Jerome Corsi should be executed for treason in honor of Free Speech Week, because Orwell. This led to discussion in the secret Wonket chatcave about trying for treason those who made the pickles on McDonald’s anusburgers too bland, but then we realized it would be much easier and quicker to determine those who should not be tried for treason, because we are lazy and it’s ever so much shorter. Presented for your edification and terror, the Compleat Liste of Those Who Maye Live. Read more on A List Of People Who Should Not Be Tried For Treason…
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Communism Invades Romney Rent Party As Very Important Lady Only As Important As All Others

It was a crushing moment, surely, a black hole of existential despair. How can you be a VIP when everyone is equally VI? What is this, communism? Did they not see her shiny Range Rover? Did they not see her shiny chiffon dress? Did they not hear the money in her voice? Did they not know how far she had come, from the bleak, windswept existence slinging hash at the truck stop, that lifetime ago, before she got her nose and hooters done? Why was she being treated the same as all the other rich people on their way into the Big House? What kind of God would let her simmer in the lane, with no VIP entrance to the Romney rent party, where she had to wait in the same line as everybody else? Read more on Communism Invades Romney Rent Party As Very Important Lady Only As Important As All Others…
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Bill Kristol Gloats About How Much Obama Loves Him

Oh jesus christ, Bill fuckin’ Kristol, he’s now bragging about his sexy dinner with Obama and Peggy Noonan: “Yesterday, he met with the liberal columnists. And they had a pleasant hour in the conference room in his office. They got some coffee in some styrofoam cups. We had a pleasant dinner at George’s house, and they had some coffee from the machine in the office. But I wouldn’t read too much into that.” Andrew Sullivan, meanwhile, is extraordinarily upset about being called a “liberal columnist” and uses this as another opportunity to plug his book. And the world continues to rotate on an axis. [Think Progress] Read more on Bill Kristol Gloats About How Much Obama Loves Him…