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FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING

Hit the Sauce and Hit On an Obama

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

it's not Santorum, but it worksThis Cherry Blossom Thing may attract tourists like flypaper, but it’s good for at least one thing: it really inflates the number of boozey free-for-alls in DC, a service we can all appreciate. The next such event is the Cherry Blossom “Soiree” tonight at Madame Tussauds Wax Museum, which will provide the singular experience of drinking your fancy (unlimited!) sake alongside waxen likenesses of America’s sexiest first couple. MORE »