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Crocodile-On-Chicken Savagery To Determine Australia’s Next Ruler

We already know that the Australian election coming up this weekend is just a way to kill time until the death of Elizabeth II unleashes anarchy on the country — anarchy that can only end in “Thunderdome Law.” But now the civilized world has learned exactly how the Aussies intend to determine the winner of this election: not by casting “votes” in a dignified fashion like the good people of Florida or Iraq, but in accordance with the outcome of an act of brutal slaughter. Read more on Crocodile-On-Chicken Savagery To Determine Australia’s Next Ruler…