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Liveblogging The Last Arizona Apocalypse & The End Of All Things

Is it really already the last debate? Have there even been any before tonight? Wait, the intern telling us something... !!!... okay, so there have been about 20 debates! Thanks, intern. (You're fired.) Well, this process has certainly made...

America’s Collapse Briefly Stalled By Sexytime Obama Pic

Terrible oil spills destroying however many states/Gulfs of Mexico? Stock market collapse, again? Who cares, just look at these sexy grownup people dressed all fancy and not having sex affairs with bloggers or whatever. This photo was taken just...

Most Exciting Thing Imaginable Thing Happens For CPAC Attendees

LIZ CHENEY INTRODUCES SURPRISE GUEST DICK CHENEY. Pants off, everyone! 2-18-10: where were you when the one memorable news event of the day happened?

Get Ready For Tax Credits And Weatherization Incentives!

Oh, you didn't know? Allah made Harry Reid black, as "punishment" for saying "Negro dialect." But he still has Harry Reid's voice, is the thing! Anyway what's this thing, jobs bill, okay sounds good... Among the items Senate Democrats...

"ECONOMY" GROWS AT HILARIOUS PACE: Ha ha ha GDP grew 5.7% during the last quarter of 2009, just like in the good old days, when people had jobs. How healthy does this economy sound: the major reason for growth...

Single Comical, Failed Underpants Bomber Rewrites Entire Government Agenda

Now hopefully you all didn't forget that in America, we only address domestic issues such as energy, transportation, health care, jobs, etc. when there is either a real or imagined lull in NATIONAL TERROR AND WAR issues about which...

Chelsea Clinton’s Getting Married To the Investment Banker Son of a Federal Prisoner!

Love is in the air! Famous first daughter Chelsea Clinton is getting married to some guy she's shacked up with, in Manhattan. He's a Wall Street hotshot, and everybody loves those guys. And his dad is a convicted felon...

Gridiron Dinner Features Usual Masturbatory Hijinks, Minus The President

Barack Obama missed out on the much-ballyhooed Gridiron Dinner this weekend, an event in which journalists and politicians sit around very expensive tables with long white linen tablecloths and quietly give each other handjobs. Instead the president stayed at...

World Still Unsure How Marc Ambinder Feels About Ross Douthat

How are the Washington journalists responding to the selection of new NYT op-ed columnist Ross Douthat? The Atlantic's Marc Ambinder, for one, has mixed feelings: "Ross is a late-twenties-year-old public intellectual with the sensibility of a 60-year eminence grise,...

Barack Obama Relaxed Your Summer Dress Code!

Guess what, Democratic National Committee kids working through the hot summer months while everybody else is pretty much not thinking at all about the election? The DNC says you can sorta dress down for summer -- but not like a...