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Tag: pt facts are stupid things

People Just Loved Getting Scammed By Donald Trump’s ‘University,’ Says Donald Trump

Donald Trump The Campaign released a very classy video Monday in which Donald Trump The Candidate defended against claims that Donald Trump The University was little more than a series of high-pressure sales pitches for pricey but worthless real...

GOP Rep. Marsha Blackburn Does Not Care For Your Silly Poll About Planned Parenthood

Did you ever stop to think about how difficult it must be to be a conservative fact-free jackhole? In the face of every bit of evidence to the contrary, you have to cling to nonsense like being sure that...
Don't call it torture. Call it nostalgia

Carly Fiorina Would Like A Shot At Torturing Islamics, Please

Continuing her fact-free Git Tuff stance on national defense in last week's debate -- the Sixth Fleet hasn't shrunk, a few thousand extra troops in Germany would mean nothing, and there's already a new missile defense system in Poland...
Why teach American history when you can worship it instead?

RNC Pretty Sure New AP History Test Is Racist Against America

Get your helmets and flak jackets on, folks, because it's Culture War time again. The Republican National Committee is very very concerned about the College Board's newly revised framework for the Advanced Placement U.S. History exam, condemning it for...

Mayor Of Sochi Is Quite Certain He Does Not Have Anyone Gaying Up His Town Yet

Getting hyped for the Olympics? Of course you are! Hoping you can just watch luge or curling or the biathlon or whatever strikes your fantasy without having to worry about Russia's depressingly backwards thoughts and feels about the gays?...

Watch Tea Party Godfather Rick Santelli Blubber About the Jobs Report Conspiracy

In the interest of Journalism, CNBC had a roundtable of experts weigh in on the jobs report, hosted by CNBC’s senior economics reporter Steve Liesman, who heroically tried to bring a measure of logic and informed analysis to the...

New York Times Wondering Whether It Should Tell the Truth About Anything

Lie-plagued yuppie lifestyle app The New York Times has a big problem. On the one hand, it wants to have lots of link-bait articles full of lies -- anything a politician says, "yoga will kill you," etc. On the...

Iowa Caucus Reporters Reveal That They Despise Iowa Voters

Politico gossip Ben Smith recently graduated to ... what is it, 4chan? Fark? One of those sites. And now he is free to "tell the truth" about being a political reporter covering political campaigns: It's not a lot of...

Sarah Palin Was Also Wrong About That Slim Jim Thing

Just yesterday, we celebrated star actress of The Learning Channel, Sarah Palin, and her sweatshirt-glam cover on Newsweek magazine, where she bravely declared, “I can win,” even though she is not in any sort of snowshoe race or Scrabble...

Vile Blogger Fined $60,000 For Spreading Malicious Facts

What's the latest news from Freedomland, besides union-busting and Barack Obama bragging about how he can throw you in a Horror Brig and keep you there in naked, solitary confinement for as long as he likes -- even if...

Trash Robot and Dead Actor Honored On Postage Stamps

It's morning in America, for reals this time! The United States has finally honored its favorite sanitation robot that toiled for 800 years cleaning up the Earth after fat slob humans trashed the whole place. That's right, WALL-E is...

Here’s a 9/11 Death Chart To Drive Your Wingnut Relatives Crazier

Need something to send back to all the hick-jackholes sure to send you maudlin bullshit Never Forget crying eagle gifs tomorrow? We made you a chart of math science! Methodology: We combined the 2001-2010 figures for "U.S. gun deaths"...