May 28, 2012
pt everybody don’t panic
National Crisis Averted: Obama’s Stolen Teleprompter Returned Safely
by Kirsten Boyd Johnson 12:31 pm October 18, 2011
BREAKING FREAKING NEWZ, EVERYBODY: one, or possibly two, or possibly a hundred idiots, no one has any idea, briefly stole a parked truck in Virginia containing Barack Obama’s teleprompter and speaking podium for a few hours for mysterious reasons/ for the obvious reason that there was also $200,000 worth of audio equipment in the truck. [...]
