Tag: pt epic fail

President Ted Cruz (R-Not Really)

Let’s Point And Laugh At Ted Cruz Trying To ‘Joke’ And Failing Miserably. For Fun!

Here is a video of Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Needs New Material) trying to charm the International Association of Fire Fighters in Dallas this week, with some jokes! Apparently, conservatives eat up this crap and cheer and thump their chests...

Teabaggers Really Don’t Care For Jews

Brave Wonkette operative Matt Singerman is -- and we say this with complete accuracy -- just cold taking pictures of a handful of ill-informed dingbats wandering around in the freezing rain with their droopy signs about ... well, take...

Last Republicans Will Nominate Anybody They’ve Heard Of

Are you ready for 2012 polls? Well, too bad. Gallup is already doing 2012 polls. Nate Silver will not even get a break to buy a baseball team or whatever. According to Gallup, of the last losers calling themselves...

Mike Huckabee’s 2012 Campaign Begins In Iowa

Guess who made a campaign stop in Iowa this morning? Mike Huckabee! Iowa! 2012! It's the new-new Republican Party, with a platform based on Huckabee's special blend of a) jesus-y socialism, b) weight-loss schemes, c) playing bass in the...

DIRT CROSS COLLAPSE: "The White House's response to the Russia/Georgia war gets a smirking 'whatever' from Moscow. Who are we to be telling anyone not to invade little countries? We've been doing it with great fanfare and steady failure...