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Grover Norquist Hearts John McCain

Poor old John McCain is having a hard time these days, now that his party has been taken over by nativist ignoramus lunatics who have no respect for an ancient WAR HERO who once teamed up with a liberal Jew to take away Americans’ most precious freedom: the freedom to let Saudi corporations run political ads during the Super Bowl. McCain faces two (2) primary opponents who are always calling him a communist hippie, which has forced him to pretend to be an actual conservative. Read more on Grover Norquist Hearts John McCain…
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Peggy Noonan Is Barack Obama’s #1 Fan

We’ve had a wonderful year with our favorite columns-writer-of, Peggy Noonan — maybe because, in our hearts, we knew this day was coming, this declaration to end all declarations. And here, today, we have our reward, our moment of grace. As usual, as always, our Peggy doesn’t bother with tired old introductions and such — this is, after all, a woman who burst into Bloomingdale’s and demanded pen and paper, one day, when she chanced upon a Mexican. Instead, she drops the bomb we always expected, like this: “The case for Barack Obama, in broad strokes:” And then she makes her case, which contains the most delightfully cruel assessment of John McCain’s delusional character we’ve even encountered. Read more on Peggy Noonan Is Barack Obama’s #1 Fan…
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Maybe (Hopefully) Tina Fey’s Last Sarah Palin Impersonation Ever?

Suddenly Saturday Night Live is on all the time, because an election’s coming up. But ha ha ha SNL we still don’t watch you, even on Thursdays! Anyhow here is a nice video clip of some portion of that show, featuring your old pals Will Ferrell and Tina Fey, who are not on that show anymore but who came back to do some impersonations. And also Darrell Hammond. A ringing endorsement to watch, yessiree! [NBC] Read more on Maybe (Hopefully) Tina Fey’s Last Sarah Palin Impersonation Ever?…
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Colin Powell Endorsing Obama, at DNC … According To Bill Kristol

Reliable New York Times reporter Bill Kristol tells Fox News that once-popular Republican Colin Powell will endorse Barack Obama, the Democratic nominee, and might even be giving a speech at the DNC or introducing Obama at the Stadium Concert with the Decemberists or who knows! Very exciting, we guess? Colin Powell is famous for being a black Republican warlord who “sold” the UN on the 2003 Iraq invasion, which has been the biggest debacle in American History. OBVIOUS UPDATE: Ha ha, fucking Bill Kristol. "I do not have time to waste on Bill Kristol’s musings,” Powell told ABC News. “I am not going to the convention. I have made this clear." [Fox News] Read more on Colin Powell Endorsing Obama, at DNC … According To Bill Kristol…