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EMERGENCY TWEETS

Senator Barely Survives Subway Nightmare

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

But nobody has that kind of money!A secret leetle underground train runs 20,000 leagues below the pile of rat carcasses and despair known as “the Capitol,” and it whisks lawmakers between their offices and the votin’ place without their having to encounter land-bound mortals, or sunshine. Sometimes this subway breaks down, and when it does, it is terrifying. MORE »